I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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