Ambien. No doubt about it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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