No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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