Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
