She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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