And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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