did you get engaged???
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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