I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
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Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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