its not stalking. its research.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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