we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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