covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
They have beer where we have blood.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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