doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So vagazzling was a success
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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