Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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