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So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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