Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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