I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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