Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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