I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
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