I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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