im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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