I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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