I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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