I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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