Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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