I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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