I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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