My first STD was from a foam party
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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