Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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