I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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