Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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