Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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