I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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