Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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