Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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