Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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