i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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