laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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