I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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