she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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