i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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