i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
zippers are such a cool invention
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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