She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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