Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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