I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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