Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
birth control should be required to get into college
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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