'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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