Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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