Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I want a musical about memes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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