3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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