Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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