who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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