Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
