i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
