He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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