ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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