Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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