he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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