Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
