She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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