Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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