i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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