She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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