Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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